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dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

(Source: gotitforcheap, via avengersonna)

— 1 hour ago with 311004 notes

hahanerdz:

who says cheesy pickup lines are dumb if you use one on me i will probably kiss you 10/10 recommend

(via redmayne-pontmercy)

— 4 hours ago with 162411 notes
#now you take this home  #throw it in a pot  #add some broth  #a potato  #baby you got a queue going 
teenjackson asked: "And what do i get to do if i win?" Percy smirks


Answer:

ragingserenity:

"What everybody else gets when they win," the blonde stall owner replies, clearly unimpressed by his attempts to flirt with her. "Five out of five targets gets you a giant stuffed polar bear, dolphin, or walrus."

Percy nods and inspects the squirt guns laid out before him. “I’ll make you a deal,” he says, picking the one with the solid blue body and neon-green tank. He takes out his wallet and slaps twelve dollars into her palm. “If I hit all twenty, you go on a date with me tonight.”

She raises her right eyebrow, purses her lips for a moment, and looks him up and down. “Deal,” she replies, “on one condition. I keep the animals.”

— 4 hours ago with 174 notes
#now you take this home  #throw it in a pot  #add some broth  #a potato  #baby you got a queue going  #this is so cute 

fuck-you-im-australian:

theroguefeminist:

i literally find every iteration of this meme HILARIOUS no matter what fandom it involves

hermione: I’d be lying if I say never thought of it

(Source: clracomalfoy, via themaraudersandlily)

— 5 hours ago with 117907 notes
#now you take this home  #throw it in a pot  #add some broth  #a potato  #baby you got a queue going 

tennants-hair:

yesterday i heard somewhere that shakespeare invented the word swag so i googled ”shakespeare swag” and

image

(via deerhooves)

— 5 hours ago with 9976 notes
#now you take this home  #throw it in a pot  #add some broth  #a potato  #baby you got a queue going 

bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

image

(via delusionalpancake)

— 5 hours ago with 283264 notes
#now you take this home  #throw it in a pot  #add some broth  #a potato  #baby you got a queue going 

isthisjustphantasy:

the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post

we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning

(Source: gaytable, via awhstiles)

— 6 hours ago with 443309 notes
#i ship it  #now you take this home  #throw it in a pot  #add some broth  #a potato  #baby you got a queue going 

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

(Source: the-best-shy-i-can-be, via theprinceofthedamned)

— 6 hours ago with 364967 notes
#now you take this home  #throw it in a pot  #add some broth  #a potato  #baby you got a queue going 
me:better check my phone for texts from friends
me:*checks phone*
me:better get some friends
— 6 hours ago with 227140 notes
#now you take this home  #throw it in a pot  #add some broth  #a potato  #baby you got a queue going 

realhousewivesofnightvale:

Intern Maureen being a rebellious little shit and wearing “Smoke Wheat Every Day” shirts to the station and starting a punk rock band called Angels just so she can say “angels do exist and they rock hard!!!”, much to the annoyance of the City Council, the Sheriff’s Secret Police and her mom. 

(via welcometonightblogging)

— 7 hours ago with 1128 notes
#now you take this home  #throw it in a pot  #add some broth  #a potato  #baby you got a queue going