#now you take this home #throw it in a pot #add some broth #a potato #baby you got a queue going #this is so cute
"What everybody else gets when they win," the blonde stall owner replies, clearly unimpressed by his attempts to flirt with her. "Five out of five targets gets you a giant stuffed polar bear, dolphin, or walrus."
Percy nods and inspects the squirt guns laid out before him. “I’ll make you a deal,” he says, picking the one with the solid blue body and neon-green tank. He takes out his wallet and slaps twelve dollars into her palm. “If I hit all twenty, you go on a date with me tonight.”
She raises her right eyebrow, purses her lips for a moment, and looks him up and down. “Deal,” she replies, “on one condition. I keep the animals.”
|me:||better check my phone for texts from friends|
|me:||better get some friends|